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Was the death scream in Twisted Metal meant to be funny?
Pepys Monster406/14 11:01pm
A chicken sandwich with cheese.
Pepys Monster306/14 3:29pm
You could go the extra mile for your employer every day...
Pepys Monster306/14 2:30pm
I may be a dad after last night.
Pepys Monster906/13 11:15am
Imagine an attractive girl having a crush on a neckbeard.
Pepys Monster406/10 11:05pm
Why wouldn't you invest $100K into NUSI?
Pepys Monster506/10 11:27am
Cryptocurrency is not over, friends.
Pepys Monster806/10 11:24am
My female friend is showering in my master bathroom.
Pepys Monster1806/10 8:30am
How much do you have to pay your HOA each month?
Pepys Monster8106/10 12:25am
My job told me I'm allowed one 30 minute lunch break, and that's it.
Pepys Monster806/08 11:38pm
People are mad at Bezos and Musk for having "too much" money.
Pepys Monster2206/08 12:16pm
You kiss at the end of the date.
Pepys Monster206/07 7:48pm
There's no one worth meeting on Tinder.
Pepys Monster3006/07 7:07pm
I love her.
Pepys Monster406/07 1:20pm
My female friend kisses me and cuddles with me.
Pepys Monster2806/07 8:13am
It's 4:20am, make a wish.
Pepys Monster706/07 8:07am
The Dell Dude's career ended over a small bag of marijuana.
Pepys Monster2306/06 12:25pm
Only the elite get weekends off anymore.
Pepys Monster206/06 10:53am
Is Capitalism sustainable?
Pepys Monster1906/05 7:08pm
I had a nightmare that I got arrested.
Pepys Monster506/05 11:38am
"Ohh, my back."-Me stepping out of the car to start work
Pepys Monster506/04 4:49pm
C/D: Sometimes you delude yourself into thinking that life could get better.
Pepys Monster606/04 10:10am
Banjo is a character in Super Smash Bros.
Pepys Monster306/03 11:09am
I took my female friend swimming and to the drive-in.
Pepys Monster606/03 4:03am
Doesn't Quasimodo deserve love too?
Pepys Monster906/02 4:45pm
There's a spooky skeleton trying to infiltrate your body.
Pepys Monster306/02 2:30pm
What's your reproductive strategy?
Pepys Monster2606/02 5:32am
Why did the mods close that guy's topic?
Pepys Monster906/02 12:58am
We had gaming right with the PlayStation.
Pepys Monster706/02 12:28am
Why does God allow Musk and Bezos to have billions of dollars, but...
Pepys Monster206/02 12:10am
Me and my female friend had a shotgunning competition...
Pepys Monster306/01 11:59pm
It has been a...challenging mating season for bird person.
Pepys Monster206/01 5:38pm
Some guy says "I'm going to give you $20 to fuck off right now."
Pepys Monster706/01 3:20am
In 2019, my ex-girlfriend gave me some stuffed animal mice.
Pepys Monster1005/31 2:48am
A hot girlfriend, but she's an alcoholic.
Pepys Monster805/30 9:30pm
Respect Goku.
Pepys Monster1105/30 4:37am
My friend has my name saved in her contacts as "Sugar Daddy"
Pepys Monster1805/30 3:56am
One tragedy can have a domino effect on your life.
Pepys Monster105/30 12:07am
You don't owe anyone an apology for being yourself.
Pepys Monster1605/28 11:10pm
C/D: You will always love your first dog.
Pepys Monster805/28 6:48pm
I have 81 Tinder matches.
Pepys Monster1405/28 3:07pm
Pretty depressing how we're all going to die.
Pepys Monster2105/27 4:02pm
Your girlfriend: "He's just a friend."
Pepys Monster4605/26 10:29pm
Describe your dream girl.
Pepys Monster2405/26 3:38pm
Ask me anything about guns.
Pepys Monster3305/26 11:36am
Vikki sends me nudes.
Pepys Monster405/26 10:34am
The hot nerdy girl of your dreams is too young to remember Blockbuster.
Pepys Monster2405/26 9:23am
I want her to say "Get me pregnant, Daddy."
Pepys Monster905/26 2:19am
Why does the Oculus Rift make me feel sick?
Pepys Monster1105/25 7:04pm
My AR-15 is 8 years old.
Pepys Monster205/25 4:22pm
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